Phantasmagoria

girl: come over
me: i cant
girl: i understand
me: i love you

Best man on the job.

deepwaterwritingprompts:
“mexicanarama:
“i wrote a book its got some really smart kids in it please support them
”
once more i foist my wip upon you all, god forgive me
” — deepwaterwritingprompts:
mexicanarama:
i wrote a book its got some really smart kids in it please support them
once more i foist my wip upon you all, god forgive me

Reblogged from deepwaterwritingprompts

mynewurl:
this website has destroyed my sense of humour, last night i was in bed with my bf and i had a mental image of an egg with the word suspicious written on it and honestly lost my shit

angelheretic:

being with animals is so healing and joyous…they deserve all the love in the world

lilyholyfuck:
“ powerburial:
“ What does noon to afternoon mean?
”
12:00-12:01
He dips his hands in wet cement and then goes home. He does this every day. Just for his dog.
” — lilyholyfuck:
powerburial:
What does noon to afternoon mean?
12:00-12:01
He dips his hands in wet cement and then goes home. He does this every day. Just for his dog.

Reblogged from thebootydiaries

nataliekerrillustration:
“a calm painting from over Christmas
” — nataliekerrillustration:
a calm painting from over Christmas

Reblogged from catsbeaversandducks

lilbitch2006:

u are a garden and sadly i’m like 12 gardens or a greenhouse. i’m better